The Internet is for Porn

Kate:
The internet is really really great
Trekkie Monster:
For porn
Kate:
I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait
Trekkie:
For porn
Kate:
What?
There's always some new site,
Trekkie:
For porn!
I browse all day and night
Trekkie:
For porn!
Kate:
It's like i’m surfing at the speed of light
Trekkie:
For porn!
Kate:
Trekkie!
Trekkie:
The internet is for porn
Kate:
Trekkie!
Trekkie:
The internet is for porn
Kate:
What are you doing!?
Trekkie:
Why you think the net was born?
Porn porn porn
Kate:
Treee—kkie!
Trekkie:
Oh hello kate monster
Kate:
You are ruining my song
Trekkie:
Oh me sorry, me no mean to
Kate:
Well if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
Trekkie:
Me no talkie
Kate:
Good
I’m glad we have this new technology
Trekkie:
For porn
Kate:
Which gives us untold opportunity
Trekkie:
For por—oops, sorry
Kate:
Right from you own desktop
Trekkie:
For ...
Kate:
You can research browse and shop
Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop
Trekkie:
FOR PORN!!
Trekkie!
Trekkie:
The internet is for porn!
Kate:
Noooo
Trekkie:
The internet if for porn!
Kate:
Trekkie
Trekkie:
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!
Kate:
That’s gross
You’re a pervert
Trekkie:
Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
Kate:
NO really, your a pervert
Normal people don’t sit at home and look at porn on the internet
Trekkie:
Ohhhh?
Kate:
What?!
Trekkie:
You have no idea
Ready, normal people?
Normal People:
Ready--- ready ----ready
Trekkie:
Let me hear it!
Trekkie and Guys:
The internet is for porn!
Princeton:
Sorry Kate
Trekkie and Guys:
The internet is for porn!
Princeton:
I masturbate!
Trekkie and Guys:
All these guys unzip their flies
For porn, porn, porn!
Kate:
The internet is not for porn!!
Trekkie and Guys:
PORN!, PORN, P...
Kate:
HOLD ON A SECOND!
Now I happen to know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online
Rob:
That’s correct.
Kate:
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com
Brian:
Sure!
Kate:
And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay
Gary:
Yes I do!
Kate:
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
Princeton:
True!
Trekkie:
Oh, but Kate-
What you think he do . . . after? hmm?
Princeton:
. . yeah
Kate:
EEEWWWWW!
Trekkie and Guys:
The internet is for porn!
Kate:
Gross!
Trekkie and Guys:
The internet is for porn!
Kate:
I hate porn
Trekkie and Guys:
Grab your dick and double click
Trekkie and Guys:
For porn, porn, porn!
(harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn
Kate:
I hate you men!
Kate:
I’m leaving!
Trekkie and Guys:
Porn, porn, porn, porn
porn, porn, porn, porn
Kate:
I hate the internet!
Trekkie and Guys:
Porn, porn, porn, porn
Trekkie:
The internet is for
Trekkie and Some:
The internet is for
Trekkie and All:
The internet is for PORN!
Trekkie:
YEAH!